The next big thing: you heard it here first

Today I took the boys to the library, only Alex has an interesting way of pronouncing it. The more I hear him say it the more I think I'm getting ready to open a business:

THE LIBREWERY
Come cry in your beer AND a good book.

or

Home of the well-read bartender.

or

Borrow a book, keep the beer.

or

The place to drink alone with others.

What's your idea for a slogan? (No prizes. Puh-leeze!)