...and french fries improve your wit

So Mickey pulls up his chair to the sink, where it should actually just stay the whole day because he usually has some sort of chore going on there. I was peeling carrots for a roast and I mentioned, as if it would help their reputation, that carrots are good for you and they make you grow tall.

"That's okay," he says. "I'll just stand on a chair..."

Hard to argue.